FFTW: Fascism *AND* FREE CRAPPY PORTAITS!!!!!

May 7, 2010

We’ve got a treat for you THIS FRIDAY!!!!
Fascism AND Free Crappy Portraits!!!!

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS!!!!

So yea – there’s a lot of fallout this week with Facebook fucking so much shit up… ohhhh so much shit.

And I suppose we could do a Friday lulz post about how the first real U.S. offense against Zuckerberg’s fascist anti-privacy corporate army is literally named EPIC… you know…

America’s new fucking annoyingly overused buzz word takes on corporate fascism…. **giggle**

Oh yes btw – we’re labeling Facebook as Facistbook these days based on the definition OF fascism:
1. Fascism tends to include a belief in supremacy of one national OR ethnic group = Mark’s opinion of himself and his company.
2. Fascism holds a contempt for democracy = Facebook’s ever-changing policies which effect millions of people without their ability to vote or have a say in what happens to them.
3. Fascism demands an obedience to a powerful leader = All powerful Facebook forces you to register your computer to sign in, forces you to link your profile to sales pitches, forces you to download their wares to upload your photos, forces you with no opt-outs… there’s a lot of coercion to obedience going on, on Facebook [Fascistbook] these days.
4. Fascism holds a strong demagogic approach… = A [political leader] AKA [a large corporation] who seeks support by appealing to popular desires and prejudices rather than by using rational logic… (WE could write a whole dissertation just on this last definition.)

But let’s get to the point:

We REALLY LIKE THESE FREE CRAPY PORTRAITS!!!

Really Crappy Portrait BEFORE

Really Crappy Portrait AFTER

Really Crappy BEFORE

SUPER SUCCESFULLY CRAPPY AFTER!!!!

Happy Fascistbooking!!! <3