FFTW: But Granny, I’m Not A Sex Offender!

July 9, 2010

I have no idea what’s going on here but apparently the news scared her enough to go bat shit crazy on her grand kids…


FFTW: Good Ol’ Tracy Turkish

June 26, 2010

Thank you Tracy. This thing has made it’s way around teh interwebs over the last year. We can’t think of anything more hilarious or epic really to post for a “Friday For The Win” post. Enter the LOVE CAVE! Please enjoy your ride of shame…


FFTW: OMG FRENZ!!!

May 21, 2010

Friends!


FFTW: Fascism *AND* FREE CRAPPY PORTAITS!!!!!

May 7, 2010

We’ve got a treat for you THIS FRIDAY!!!!
Fascism AND Free Crappy Portraits!!!!

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS!!!!

So yea – there’s a lot of fallout this week with Facebook fucking so much shit up… ohhhh so much shit.

And I suppose we could do a Friday lulz post about how the first real U.S. offense against Zuckerberg’s fascist anti-privacy corporate army is literally named EPIC… you know…

America’s new fucking annoyingly overused buzz word takes on corporate fascism…. **giggle**

Oh yes btw – we’re labeling Facebook as Facistbook these days based on the definition OF fascism:
1. Fascism tends to include a belief in supremacy of one national OR ethnic group = Mark’s opinion of himself and his company.
2. Fascism holds a contempt for democracy = Facebook’s ever-changing policies which effect millions of people without their ability to vote or have a say in what happens to them.
3. Fascism demands an obedience to a powerful leader = All powerful Facebook forces you to register your computer to sign in, forces you to link your profile to sales pitches, forces you to download their wares to upload your photos, forces you with no opt-outs… there’s a lot of coercion to obedience going on, on Facebook [Fascistbook] these days.
4. Fascism holds a strong demagogic approach… = A [political leader] AKA [a large corporation] who seeks support by appealing to popular desires and prejudices rather than by using rational logic… (WE could write a whole dissertation just on this last definition.)

But let’s get to the point:

We REALLY LIKE THESE FREE CRAPY PORTRAITS!!!

Really Crappy Portrait BEFORE

Really Crappy Portrait AFTER

Really Crappy BEFORE

SUPER SUCCESFULLY CRAPPY AFTER!!!!

Happy Fascistbooking!!! <3


FFTW: Younicornme!!!!

April 16, 2010

Since last week we’ve decided to make Friday FTW. Unless there’s breaking news to harp on then we’re reserving the right to lol on Friday.

One of our writer’s friends had their dog Younicorned on their Facebook feed and so this is what we’re going with to take you on through the weekend.

TGIF! Peace!!!